Thursday 14 May 2009

Expensive

In light of all those terribly honest British MPs starting to admit that the sight of them with their snouts in a trough is slightly unedifying, and as a consequence humbly handing back sackfuls of misappropriated expenses (or something like that anyway), I wonder if some of those clowns in black and white shirts would consider doing the same?

Little Mickey O (he used to play for England, you know) owes us for at least a years salary, as do Xisco, Geremi and Alan Smith... As for Barton, he owes us the last three years salary and all his future earnings, wherever he chooses to 'earn' a living. The one that I would have added to this list would have been Viduka, but the performance on Monday may have partially atoned for some of the sackfuls of cash he's had from Newcastle United over the past couple of years.

Roll on Saturday - when the overpaid, underachievers will be playing a team of (comparatively) underpaid, overachievers...

1 comment:

MaryKwizMiz said...

I don't think FEMO reckons he ows us...
Geremi..jayz, almost forgotten about him :)
unlike Nacho Man, coz you can't forget what you've never known.. (do we actually pay him?)
as for FAB - granted, he had a good game on Monday but it's the end of the season, and his contract, and he's got a reputation of putting in shop window displays when he's looking for a new job...