Tuesday, 2 September 2008


On a day when Manchester City become the richest club in the entire universe (apparently Newcastle came 2nd in that race... always the bridesmaid...) Newcastle decide to re-brand themselves... Newcastle DisUnited...

Pick the bones out of this statement:-

Newcastle United can confirm that meetings between members of the Board and manager Kevin Keegan were held both yesterday and today.

Kevin has raised a number of issues and those have been discussed with him.

The Club wants to keep progressing with its long-term strategy and would like to stress that Kevin is extremely important, both now and in the future.

Newcastle United values the effort and commitment shown by Kevin since his return to St. James' Park and wants him to continue to play an instrumental role as manager of the Club.

For the avoidance of doubt the Club has not sacked Kevin Keegan as manager.

Two words spring to mind "laughing" and "stock"

Never a dull 'un


paranoid said...
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Anonymous said...

They interviewed 2 geordies on signal radio. I couldn't understand a word. Mind you, they were a tad upset at the time.


Karen Toon said...

Ahh well, tis all just noise anyway... As Mr Partridge once said.